If you receive an email titled: "It Takes Guts to Say Jesus" DO NOT OPEN IT. It will erase everything on your hard drive. This information was announced yesterday morning from IBM; AOL states that this is a very dangerous virus, much worse than "Melissa," and that there is NO Remedy for it at this time. Some very sick individual has succeeded in using the reformat function from Norton Utilities causing it to completely erase all documents on the hard drive. It has been designed to work with Netscape Navigator and Microsoft Internet Explorer. It destroys Macintosh and IBM compatible computers.
This is a new, very malicious virus and not many people know about it. Pass this warning along to EVERYONE in your address book ! and please share it with all your online friends ASAP so that this threat maybe stopped.
Please practise cautionary measures and tell anyone that may have access to your computer

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You Should Own a Husky

Athletic, free-spirited, and perfect for cuddling

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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Source from: Joke Comedy Central

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Thirteen Teeny Things

• Before leaving your house make sure to put foundation to your face and lip gloss to your lips.
• Wear Light colors (pink, yellow, sky blue, light green,) clothes.
• Make sure you have to put a little cologne.
  
• Be a little bit hard to get *wink*
• Handy bags is cool to bring.
• Smile is important!
• Feel Beautiful to make you feel confident!
• walk with poise.
• Be friendly.
• If you shop for teeny stuff, cheap is better! (But choose a stylish one!)
• It is unique when you wear stylish teeny stuff that is made/created by you. (like accessories, and clothes)
• Too much confident is not good! Put your feet on the ground when you want to have more friends.
• The most important thing is to put God in your teeny heart *Wink*

God bess readers!

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The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug.”

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A message from Dr. Norwin

*Starting Here*

As a form thanksgiving, I am planning a medical mission or outreach at my hometown (Talusan, Zamboanga Sibugay) on September 5, 2007. In view of this noble cause, I humbly ask your financial or medical assistance for the said medical mission.

I’ll be needing medicines like multivitamins, antibiotics, antitussives, deworming, anti-diabetes, and anti-hypertensive drugs. Sorry, for I know that I have approached you a little bit late, but I think there’s still a chance.

You may donate any amount thru PAYPAL at this address: bisdakplanet@gmail.com and I will be the one to procure all the meds needed, and if possible can I have your donation before the 30th of August so I will have time to buy the meds. I’ll be leaving on the August 30th. Your help is highly appreciated. Don’t worry because all transactions will be documented and will be posted at Bisdakplanet. Your name will also appear on the donors list during the medical mission.

Choco, Lolli and I have planned that this medical mission will be the first here on bisdakplanet and God’s will, it will be successful, then more medical mission/outreach will be created, who knows the next will be at your hometown.

Please help me pray that this medical mission will succeed.

To GOD Be the Glory.

Thank you in advance.

Sincerely yours,

Dr. Norwin Detalla
223 Greenside St., Hipodromo,
Cebu City, Philippines 6000

+639162910551

*Until Here*

Please Let us help Dr. Norwin in his Medical Mission. You can donate any amount in the given paypal address. Don't worry, your donations, donors, photos of the events, will be posted in Bisdak Planet Site. We really appreciate your help. God bless!

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You are Thong Sandals

Trendy and modern You're always seen in the latest styles From glam to casual, you always look fantastic!

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Two sperm are swimming in a women's body.

One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?"

The second sperm begins to laugh and says, "The uterus!? We just past the esophogus."

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The man is Paul. He was my pen pal. He is from UK. We never seen each other yet but he more he is a true friend. He always ask me about my health and kids, he is very thoughtful and gentleman. He has a 4 yrs old daughter named anona. She is on the picture with her dad. They are very sweet right? Yeah, but honestly, I am sad about the situation of Paul because he cannot be with her child everyday because Paul and the mom of Anona is already separated. As you can see Paul is very loving father. You know what I liked him most? Being a brave man! courageous man! Because even though he is disabled for about 25 years, there he is working hard for his children and he is an I.T. Professor of disabled person. WOW, amazing. He tried to live his life as a normal person. Yeah, And that really inspires me. That is why I am still strong!! Even though I already have 2 kids without father, I am still here, trying hard to reach my goals in life. Trying hard to be patient and finish my education. ;) Because I know its not too late. Like Paul, He enjoy his life!

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So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet, jumps four feet."

So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his note book, "Frog with three feet, jumps three feet."

So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook "Frog with two feet, jumps two feet."

The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with one foot, jumps one foot."

So the scientist cut off his last leg.

"He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!"

So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."

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I was tagged by Miss Mousey . Thank you for this Tag. Actually, I was already tagged this before in my Journal Blog. But I still have to make this because I was tagged and I like to do this lol.

I am not tagging anyone. Feel free to grab this so called meme.

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A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''

''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.

''They called back.''


Source from: Joke Comedy Central

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As I have posted recently, there was a fire near our house. I went to my friend's house lately. I just took this photo to show you the look of the houses that was eaten by the fire last night. There are a lot of houses burned and some people are wounded. But today, Look at the people here, they are stealing metals to sell it to a metal buyer. Some people discussing about the fire happened, Some people observing, and some people talking something about the fire and the victims. I have heard some people said, "It's just good because some girls living that house/boarding house was very flirt and they invited men their to spend the nights with them". Some people said, "Ohh, I am very sad about them", Some asking "where are they staying now" I also heard that "There are a group of people planned that" Hmmmm, I don't know!! And I don't care. All I care is my friend is safe last night. And today she is still stressed and shocked about what happened. She saw the Big Fire in the house. I tried to help but there was exploding that I don't know what was it. And many other things happened. Whew` God is really Great! God heard my prayers.

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Virgo - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits: You're incredibly thoughtful and able to give your partner what they need most. You are totally logical. You can deal with problems without involving your emotions. A good work ethic. You'll do whatever it takes (within reason) to make your relationship work. Your negative traits: Sometimes you are so focused on your goals that you let your relationships suffer You tend to be a perfectionist - and expect perfection from your mate as well You are picky. So picky that you rather be single than with someone who has a few minor faults. Your ideal partner: Values success in life as much as you do Fits a checklist of qualities you've been looking for since childhood Like you, is more practical and realistic than romantic Your dating style: Active. You're a bit hyper, so you'd prefer a date that involved rollerblading in the park or hiking. Your seduction style: You may seem a bit shy, but once you open up to someone - you're totally uninhibited You like to set the scene first - candles, music, nice sheets A bit obsessed with cleanliness, you may want to shower first with your love Tips for the future: Soften up a little. Vulnerability is sexy - and feels great over time. Lower your standards a little. Look past a messy desk or someone being five minutes late. Praise your partner more. You make expect them to be successful, but complements are still appreciated. Best color to attract mate: Navy blue Best day for a date: Wednesday

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You Are the Ace of Diamonds

You are a lucky person, and you always seem to find yourself surrounds by pretty, shiny things. You have a knack for success and money - though your skills can't really be learned or taught. You shine in a room, and you a have a truly sparkling personality. A true extrovert, you always are able to share a witty joke or the latest scandalous gossip. While you do have an eye for bling, you are also quite generous. A lot of wealth and luck comes your way. And you're not afraid to pass it on. A gamble you should take: Sports betting Your friends would describe you as: Captivating Your enemies would describe you as: Greedy If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A trophy wife or husband

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"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

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Your Vampire Name Is...

Lucia of Babylon

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"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"

"I'm Jim."

"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"

"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"

So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says.

"Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey.

"Is it your brother?"

"No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.

When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?"

Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved.

"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"

Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!"

"Then, who is it?" Jim asks.

Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"

From: www.joke.comedycentral.com